Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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