i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
