love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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