i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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