Where did you get a picture of my penis
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
tell me about the fingering
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