he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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