Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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