This girl is more easily done than said...
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
there is glitter all over my balls
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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