i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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