I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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