TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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