sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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