i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
