K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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