You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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