He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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