How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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