just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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