i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I love having hate sex.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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