the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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