Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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