I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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