Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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