i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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