so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
