I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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