I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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