I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
