My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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