That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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