If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
