I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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