i just wanna soil my oats bro
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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