this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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