i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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