I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
