Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
id be glad to
this will be a night to untag.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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