New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
