? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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