We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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