Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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