Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
The power of my boobs compel you
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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