im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize