Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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