dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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