Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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