The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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