i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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