oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She bit a glass in half.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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