Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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