Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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