dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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