Is it normal to miss your booty call?
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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