My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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