talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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